Election Year
filed in important, politics, stupid on Sep.05, 2008
I just recently found out it’s election year! For whom are you voting? Since the candidates are in a “statistical dead heat,” it makes the whole process really, really exciting. I suppose it’s pretty banal, cliche and trite at this point to assert that we, the people, don’t have have any say on who gets to be elected officials. And it’s a damn good thing too. How arrogant are we to think we should actually be able to contribute meangingfully to the political process. We aren’t professionals. We don’t know the first thing about running the world. You don’t see us having legitimate votes on who should be playing in the NBA, NFL or NASA, do you? They hire professionals for that.
So for those who still think our vote counts, awesome, keep believing it - it makes for a more happy society. And for those who get angry about our vote not counting - shut up, you arrogant assholes. Let the important people who run our lives make the decisions. You’re not smart enough to understand the moral sacrifices they make every day.
September 5th, 2008 on 4:32 pm
your removal of your opening video has prompted this following video! YOU BASTARD!
revenge against bryan frasier’s removal of his opening video from blastcow on Vimeo.
September 5th, 2008 on 4:44 pm
ha! i love the that sound distortion effect. i was intending to re-upload a shorter version and maybe put it in the “about me” section. or something lame.
September 6th, 2008 on 7:50 pm
I voted for Shaq for president… I like to think I’m smarter than the person in power.
September 7th, 2008 on 1:44 pm
don’t forget about the other choices on the ballot: Bob Barr, Chuck Baldwin, Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader.
If by some chance we can get Zaphod Beeblebrox to bring the Heart of Gold to America for the election, we might be able to harness the power of the Infinite Improbability Drive to give the afore-mentioned candidates somewhat of a chance.
That being said I won’t be voting for any of the “third-party” candidates so I’ll leave their fates to the improbable possibility of an Infinite Improbability Drive intervening in the election.
I will most definitely be voting for Barack Obama. Now mind you I know nothing about his politics but he’s young, black and a pretty cool guy. In other words relateable. I mean, I’m young, I’m cool and I’m….well I’m not black but I’m half mexican so I at least have brown in my lineage. Actually that’s not why I’m voting for him that’s just me trying to be funny. The real reason I’m voting for him is because he reminds me of a younger Arsenio Hall. Which is funny because Bill Clinton played the sax on the Arsenio Hall show when he was running for president (Clinton not Hall). (I think that was supposed to be the punch line)
Here’s to future of the American people (and no one else..except Mexico….and maybe Canada).