Hadron Collider - Death Machine

I thought the end of our total reality was going to happen in 2012, like the Mayan Prophecy said in the bible. Nope. It’s happening the day after tomorrow. Sweet.

I’m ready for baby black holes. I like that the same science used to create this particle accelerating/smashing machine in order to figure out if all our prior scientific theories are bullshit is the same mumbo-jumbo jargon used to say that everything will be fine and dandy. Yeah, this may not be as big of a deal as Y2K, but I say to you this: THE WORLD WILL END. Just wait, you’ll see. Then you can leave me a comment like, “That’s right Bryan, you were right. Just like other scientists. You’re as smart as scientists. But it sure sucks we’re dead and don’t have the ability to leave you comments telling you all of this.”

That’s okay, apology accepted.